The Dragon Gamez - Player Two: A HALO Rap [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[JJ712 - Master Chief]
I'm Master Chief
My presence in the game is not brief
I really wanna swim in Cortana's reef
That is, if you know what I mean
She's blue and hot and I am green
I'm more stoned than Charlie Sheen
And got more guns than Mr. Clean
Oh crap my brother got in the room
He has started now as player two

[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
Cortana sit the fuck down and spread your legs
You'll feel good after I bust some alien heads
Step the fuck back you so called "Master" Chief
You motherfucker who is the color of a motherfucking leaf
Your aiming is off, and you look like a fag
You wish you had Cortana you motherfucking jag
You're full of shit, you're not the main guy
So shut your fucking mouth before I shoot you to the sky!

[JJ712 - Master Cheif]
Wait, bro... What do you think you're doing?
The aliens are the ones that I think you should be booing
How 'bout some Grifball?
Or a deathmatch in a long hall?
But Cortana's mine
Because you really suck balls

[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
The only balls being sucked are mine in Cortana
I'll edit the terrain to make a crate fall on ya
Plus, sucking balls is Cortana's job
Don't tell her about the two other jobs
You motherfucker I'm your fucking spawnpoint
You'll spawn when I'm bangin' Cortana with my long joint
Master Chief is a fucking faggot name
You suck dick at playing this game
Your shooting sucks cause it's fucking off key
So bend down so you can suck the dick of me!

[Cortana]
Whoa, you two stop this fighting at once
Or I'll send you in the corner you motherfucking dunce
Thanks, I'm flattered, I really really am
But I'll tell ya that neither one can be my man
You see, you can't touch me, my tits are lines of code
So you have a fetish for programs, you went down the wrong road
I'm a hologram so that means you can't fuck me
But some robots can make it feel--

[JJ712 - Master Chief]
--I think we can see
Shit, I thought you were a hologram of another person
But you just mislead me and my rubber's of no assertion
So I guess that I am really not your man

[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
I think I'll call my fuck buddy, Samus Aran!

BITCH!!!