The Sitters - Mariah's Theme [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Mariah]
Bitch, take a long gander at my luscious fuckin' ass
Bitch, your only life's goal is sniffin' motherfuckin' gas
Cause the gas from my ass just can't be matched
It's the realest damn deal with no strings attached
Whether I'm standing with all my weight on your throat
Or if I shitted in your mouth and you began to choke
Nobody's life in the world could be better
My ass is gettin' bigger and my farts are gettin' wetter
Goddamn, faggot, how ya like the stench of my rump?
Care if I stand upon your nut-sack? Jump, jump, jump
Fuckin' flattened to juice is all those motherfuckers are
I wanna put 'em in a blender or run 'em down with a car
Whether it's fart, belch, spit, snot, shart, shit, or piss
I know you'll fuckin' consume it
Now give that shit a kiss

[Chorus: Mariah]
Mariah has the best-lookin' ass on the earth
A quadrillion dollars is less than that shit's worth
Faggot, quit it!
No matter how much your ass wiggles
It ain't gonna stop the weight of my ass-cheeks' jiggles

[Verse 2: Mariah]
Goddamn! Fag, you need a buzz, you're lookin' scruffy
Goddamn! Smell that fart, bitch? Was it puffy?
Quit fuckin' beggin', whinin', bitchin', quit your pleas
Lick the seams of my jeans and then I'll let you free
Second thought, better lick my bare ass too
Get right to lickin', bitch, oh never mind that goo
It's just butt-cheese, it ain't a big deal
At least I wiped good enough, consider that a steal
Gotta do some ass-suckin, fag, it's your duty
I made you dedicate your life to cleanin' out this booty