Witch Please - We Weren't Always Like This [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Driving through San Fernando
I was supposed to be the next Brando
Until the revelation came
Outsource the blame

No one listens
Boo-fucking-hoo
Yet we stay devout
Make the darkness constant
So it has a chance to even out

Who's the most handsome
Between Manson, Hanson and Danson?
Doesn't matter
They can all afford the ransom

A new breed of extreme
No more force
Let it turn to steam
Chopped and screwed
The audience booed
The frontman's really not in the mood
Interlude

My friends took the raps at face value

(Shall I delete their numbers?)

I don't know
Shall you?
Nah
They're the alpha to my omega
Through thick and thin
With Caspar fucking Vega

Forget sobriety
Take care of this anxiety
Artistic compromise
Product of your society

Tattoo of a star
As a reminder
Thank you, Caroline
You couldn't have been kinder

Tears
Snakes
Gleaming pores
Don't remember what the box looks like anymore
Changing doesn't mean it wasn't true before

Roleplaying with the third Olsen
A dragon and its slayer
To the bank with a full tank
Create a new layer

A one-man show about that televangelist
Set against the backdrop of gloomy Los Angeles
A cast of characters large and diverse
Two cossacks in cassocks fighting over who was first
A reeking loyal emissary and his clairvoyant niece
A human-cat hybrid and a rapping priest
An angel investor with war bonds from Greece
The patron saint of larceny with her inner beast

Wishing for a useful skill
Return to sender
Shoot to kill
Psychopomps transporting one-way entertainment
Americans in merkins staring in amazement

There's a glimmer of hope
Be that as it may
It's been you all along
Forget the safeword and let's play