Clayton Jokythur - Lawyered Flow [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Clayton Jokythur]
Clayton here, yeah, challenge accepted
Time to get everyone's appeals rejected
Ok, so I heard 2 Chainz said some time ago
"Bury me inside that Gucci store"
And then he said
"Bury me inside that Louis store"
Well, which way does it go?
Pardon me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know
Gucci and Louis are not the same store
In fact, they are competitors, fierce ones
So it seems very fun
To me, that you want to be buried in both of them
You might have 2 chains, but you can't be in two places at the same time man
So I'm afraid you've just been LAWYERED!

And Lil Wayne, here's something you oughtta know
P and H are the first letters of phenomenal
So if you say "Weezy F Baby and the F is for phenomenal"
I'm sorry but spelling just LAWYERED you, bro!
And also, one more thing for you
When you say "I'm so hot you probably catch a tan around this motherfucker"
Heat doesn't get you tanned, that's something sunlight can do
So yeah, you get it, don't you get it motherfucker?
Nature's got you, you've been again LAWYERED!

[Verse 2: nanothree]
Oh God, Mr. Kanye West
Now you're saying you're more than the best
Saying you're gonna lead us

Oh, Lord, yeezus?
The one who gonna feed us
I'm afraid this was
A big lie, cuz' you're saying "I Am A God"
But I know you're wrong, dog
Everybody knows God is the father
Mary is the mother
And Jesus is the son
Look, I don't wanna kill your fun
But, hum, god, you can't be your own son
Neither your own dad
Holy Crap! Don't feel bad
And before you say "I'm a God, so I can be my own son, I'm omnipotent"
My gun is already loaded
With a new point from one of your own songs
You're all wrong
But how can I follow this leader Ye, "what's a god to a non-believer?"
Just ask the little horned boy in red
Oh God, you've been LAWYERED!

[Verse 3: Clayton]
Big Sean, I've been chasing
You just to tell you this. Hey
When you say
"I give her that D, cause that's where I was born and raised in"
Man, you can't give Detroit to no one, it's not yours
And the only dick big enough for someone
To be born and raised in is mine and come on
We both know you weren't there
So, you've been just LAWYERED!

Ay yo, Hov, I'm a very big fan of yours
But I had to comment on this, of course
".38 revolve like the Sun round the Earth"
Man, since like, 500 years before your birth
People know our planet orbits the Sun
Not the other way round, so this one
Time you've been LAWYERED!

Drizzy Drake, I got one for you too
"I'mma hit it hard you gon' think you Derek Jeter wife"
Well, I hate to spoil the fun for you
Yeah, Derek might hit hard, baseball player and all
But he's not married to some hot girl at all
Nah, truth is man, he doesn't even have a wife
So if someone thinks you hit 'em hard like his wife
They are someone non-existent, how hard is that?
Boom, you've just been LAWYERED!