Clayton Jokythur - Zeno's Paradox [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, it's Clayton in this bitch

[Verse 1]
You thought I'd never get here
Well look where I'm at
One thing must be clear
I owe a lot to my homie Matt
And also to my fans who believed
That Tortoise II was something I could achieve
I'm here, and y'all fans are here with me
Prepare yourselves for the greatest album you'll ever see
Had some trouble on my way
But that doesn't stop Cla-Clay
It just caused some delay
And I don't care what haters say
This right here is my day
This right here has come to stay
And excuse me if I may
But I needed to say all this, hey
Because it took me effort, a lot
I even stopped smoking pot
To deliver this LP
Show you the best of me

[Verse 2]
Now I'm here to solve the paradox
Remember, I'm a tortoise, not an ox
My face is pretty, no Botox
And Tortoise II's here before Detox
Ok, but I got here after a long way
Actually, infinitely long, you could say
Or could you?
I wanna go 1
First I go half, then a quarter
An eighth, one sixteenth
And while I say I went farther
I'm sure you were feeling this synth
And I go dividing my way
By half every time
And it gets smaller and smaller
But you got that, fine
If it is always smaller but infinite
How can something end it?
Zeno's paradox!
Take GP infinite sum
There, you're done
Sum of divisions equals to one
One plus one and we have two
Yay, woohoo
Hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up
It ain't over yet
Let me tell you another one
Imagine a tortoise like me
And Achilles that Greek man
Hero you might say, yeah you know he fast and
I ask you, in a race with him, what chance would I stand
So he wants to be a nice guy
Gives me a head start, then I win, why?
Cause till he catches up with me
I will already be ahead, see?
And so on and so on
And he'll look like a moron
For losing to a tortoise
That's right my boys
Zeno's paradox!
And this one I am not explaining
Because paradoxal as it is, I'm the one who's winning

[Verse 3]
It's in my blood to make fun
Of all I do, of all I've done
Of what I say
And people laugh, so hey
Why would I not
Well, I have problems too
I may be pretty, hot
But I'm also just like you
And I see the world with the same eyes
As you
I can see the same lies
They keep telling you
And telling me
And we
Don't wanna just stay silent
And let it all happen in front of us
See people being violent
And just stay quiet cause
People have to know
We have to show
What is wrong
We can't take too long
Gotta do it now
And that's why I vow
To dedicate some of my music to real causes
And I hope that, as with my jokes, I get applauses
So it is a division
Yeah, that's what I envision
And may I ask you, does it remind
You of something on your mind
I'm talking... Zeno's paradox!
"What!? That guy crazy?
What’s he saying, I'm too lazy
To think"
Well, you pink
Wearing faggot
Let me tell you what I got
It goes like this: I divide my songs in half
Quarters, eighths, sixteenths and so on
And assign each division a tag: laugh
Or serious stuff I need to address
Like a line talking 'bout how hot's that girl with that sexy dress
And one 'bout how she sells her body to make money for her family, yes
Or a whole song only with punch lines
Hold up, nano3 did that, fine
So a song that makes no sense at all
And one criticising consumerism why do we go to the mall
All the time
And so I end this rhyme
My dear fans, celebrate; competitors, run
Tortoise II is here, it has begun