[Fat Tony]
Last week, bro, I met a crazy hoe
She looked at me and was ready to go
We was at U of H, my friend was on stage
She was working the do', so I said hello
She said, "Hi, I'm Lisa, it's really good to meet ya"
"I'm new 'round here, just moved from Topeka, Kansas"
"Damn, that's far away" I started to say but walked away
But in an instance, she insisted that I start to stay
And then we ended up talking like all day
It was all great and alright 'til she texted me like all night
Twenty-hundred times and calling me like a hotline
That's not fine, that's not cool
I'm my own man, not her dude
She showed up at my job, she's a real prob, she's real rude
And won't take "no" for an answer, y'all
She's outside of my house, didn't call
Duck-taped my mouth now I'm sittin' in my drawls
And I'm worried
This bitch be tryna find me
I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me
Cause I hang up and I leave, she keep calling me, calling me
Last week I thought I seen her follow me
Follow me and I'm worried
This bitch be tryna find me
I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me
Said, "I really can't believe you be doggin' me, doggin' me"
Bitch, why the fuck is you following me?
Following me
She came prepared with a blow torch, handcuffs
First, she locked my hands up
Then showed me some sad stuff
Said she had a man but he didn't care for her
But she had another boyfriend, but he'd only ignore her
Then she had another dude, but he treated her real shitty
And she looked in my eyes like she needed some pity
She grinned and said, "nigga, you 'bout to meet your end"
I looked at her and said, "damn, where you gon' begin?!"
And just then when I thought that my fate was grim
A couple of my thug friends just busted in, and rushed her
Then pushed her into the den, tussling
Fuckin' up the rug and carpetting
But then, to my surprise, a gun rise'd out her cardigan
Then she held it to my dome, in my home
I'm feeling all alone, she saw my friend on his phone
She watched him and shot him…
"Got 'em!"
I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me
Cause I hang up and I leave, she keep calling me, calling me
Last week I thought I seen her follow me
Follow me and I'm worried
This bitch be tryna find me
I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me
She said, "I really can't believe you be doggin' me, doggin' me"
Bitch, why the fuck is you following me?
Following me
Finger on the trigger, thought I was a dead man
Just then my girlfriend happened to walk right in
She pushed her and grabbed the gun
Then shot it, one after one
She looked at me sweetly and said, "baby, have you ever been with this gal?"
Left me in them handcuffs
I think I'm gon be here for a long while
I'm worried
This bitch be tryna find me
I don't think they heard me, Tom Cruz, rewind me
Cause I hang up and I leave, she keep calling me, calling me
Last week I thought I seen her follow me
Follow me and I'm worried
This bitch be tryna find me
I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me
She said, "I really can't believe you be doggin' me, doggin' me"
Bitch, why the fuck is you following me?
Following me and I'm worried!
