Fat Tony - Porch Sittin' [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Tom Cruz]
Fat Tony, real Denim Guinness Boy
Tom Cruz, that's a real Denim Guinness Boy
Drew Dean, that's a real Denim Guinness Boy
Paul Katzman, number one Denim Guinness Boy

[Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)]
Sittin' out on the porch
Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool, nigga!)
Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes, nigga!)
Man, I can't complain
Sippin' lemonade (sippin' lemonade!)
Life is just like a game
And I'm MVP when I play (MVP, nigga!)

I'm in it to win it since the very beginning
And I never depended upon a nigga's permission
Like a wild, young child or a delinquent juvenile
I always came with a style now I'm chillin' in the house
Now I'm all grown up, got it all sewn up
Hanging with, like, nine girls and they all toned up
And they all gon' fuck, you know Paul rolled up
Bout four or five blunts and they all get touched
And they all get sucked up right into a nigga's lungs
Blew a shotgun and the girl stuck in a little tongue
It's all in fun, these friends…
Actually, these people are sort of like my family
And the way we live is sort of like a fantasy
And the way we work is sort of like a factory
But actually it all comes to us naturally
Magically, I guess it's just the way it has to be
I pass the weed and then proceed to step into the center
With a paper plate, tryna get some fuckin' dinner
Jerk chicken in my sights, ooh, they got some rice
I think it's finna be a hell of a night
I'm inhaling the pipe while she inhaling my mic
Oh my God, this high is a hell of a height
That I wanna climb, cause I want a dime
But she don't watch the time cause she know that I'm…


[Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)]
Sittin' out on the porch
Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool, nigga!)
Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes, hoe!)
Man, I can't complain
Sippin' lemonade (sippin' on some lemonade!)
Life is just like a game
And I'm MVP when I play (MVP, nigga!)

I'm in a pool but she ain't got no swimsuit
Her car got a lot of room and it's tinted too
Wanted to use the backroom but this finna do
Bout to be gone for an hour, guess what we finna do
Tom Cruz preaching rules like he's Steve Harvey
In the living room they listening to E-40
Got barbecue like a graduation party
Got jokes like Comic View or Chris Farley
R.I.P. to the dearly deceased
And in all y'all memory we pour it out in the streets
Karin turned our home to her own nude beach
Andrew showed up on some L.S.D
Now evidently we party hardy
But trust me, we party hardly
Cause that's not our top priority
And we got shows at the top sororities
And we can't be late cause they just can't wait
For the date to mate the great

[Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)]
Sittin' out on the porch (we on the porch)
Fresh up out the pool (out the pool, nigga!)
Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes!)
Man, I can't complain (can't complain)
Sippin' lemonade (sippin' lemonade!)
Life is just like a game
And I'm MVP when I play (I'm MVP, nigga!)

Before you sip it, nigga, don't forget the ice
If you got liquor, nigga, don't forget the Sprite
Before you buy it, bitch, don't forget the price
And to you cops, niggas, don't forget my rights
If you got a job, then don't forget your life
Cause if you do then you gon' regret for life
You get it once, it don't just happen twice
Had hard days but I'm gon' be set tonight
Ain't nothin' certain except for when He close the curtains
But in the meantime, between time, gotta find you a purpose
Like the Louisiana Purchase I'm expanding my reign
Handling thangs while I manage to sang

I'm with my holmes, we playing bones
I'm in the zone, sedated like the Ramones
While I'm in my home playing bones, I'm in the zone
Sedated like the Ramones and I'm just...

[Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)]
Sittin' out on the porch
Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool!)
Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we so cool!)
Man, I can't complain (I can't complain, nigga!)
Sippin' lemonade (sippin' on some lemonade!)
Life is just like a game
And I'm MVP when I play (I'm MVP!)