Fat Tony - Inventory [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Country Ass Man]
Now look here, these boys done came down HERE from Atlanta
Took all the motherfuckin' bitches
Smoked up all the weed
I was chillin' right by the store
Me and Lee John and Lee Bob
I said, "goddamit, Lee Bob, get that nigger!"
"Dont you see him over there with your sister?!"
Next thing you know, Lee Bob done pulled out a musket
Man, fuck it

[Fat Tony]
Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches if you need one
Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches

[Tom Cruz]
I got a couple on hand, couple in the car, and a couple in the van
Couple in stock and a couple in my plans
Don't judge the man cause it's just the way I am
Just the way I am, and I don't really give a damn
Just the way I am, it's just part of God's plan
Part of God's plan

[Blunt Fang]
She's a she wolf, she's got her own agenda
I'm think I'm finta Wolf Blitzer
Damn right, she fucked me on the first night (on the first fucking night)
Cause it's her body, her choice, and her right
Plus she thought it was a privilege and a honor to chill with a nigga and smoke ganja
Whether Elizabeth, or Sandra, or Jasmine Solana
I'mma get 'em if I wanna, to the most exotic flora to the fuckin' local fauna
Blunt and Cruz like the black Jonas brothers except you can't jone us
But your bitch can't swallow my kids like the Greek god Cronos
Swallowed Zeus and all of his siblings
This a Jungle Book and we ain't talking Rudyard Kipling
Yeah y'all got tools but we don't need y'all niggas to fix things
Yeah we got hoes and we ain't even farming

[Fat Tony]
I got hoes like Bond, I took 4 hoes to prom
I got hoes that's shy, I got hoes that charm
I got hoes that's mad, I got hoes that's calm
When I string 'em along like a ball of yarn
I got Tiffany, Mallory, Ally, Tia, we casually
Conjuring up a concubine, she calls me "your majesty"
Actually I practically started like thirty families
And I ain't been paying shit so she tryna Judge Mathis me
Ever since I got my first kiss, first touch
I knew that having one just wasn't enough
Havin' so much fun, sometimes I feel like a slut
But I forget it and don't regret it when I grip her butt
When I grip hers too, it's really cool
And when she gets nude, we do what it do
Now I don't say this to everybody but girl you look like you need somebody
Cause you got a mind and you got a body with a hide I could ride like a Trolley

[Tom Cruz]
Woe is me, so many damn hoes the real ho is me
Self-destructive behavior I haven't even dealt with yet
Take the brunette, leave the one with the black hair in GladWare for later
…fuckin' hater
Should have seen what he said to me
Tried to edit me and discredit me cause allegedly
Someone saw his wife to be give head to me
But that's neither here nor there because I don't give a fuck, you see
I'm too busy making bread, you see
And basically he's dead to me

[Fat Tony]
Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches if you need one
Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches

[Tom Cruz]
I got a couple on hand, couple in the car, and a couple in the van
Couple in stock and a couple in my plans
Don't judge the man cause it's just the way I am
Just the way I am, and I don't really give a damn
Just the way I am, it's just part of God's plan
Part of God's plan