Kris Kreezus - Hold My Eggnog [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Justin Vernon]
I can hold my Egg Nog
But these elves can’t decorate trees
Fat and Jolly now
On the north pole, headin south
I'm on to Indiana
I heard it's christmas now

[Hook: Chief Keef]
I can't handle no egg nog
But these elves can’t decorate trees
I can't control my reindeers
And my reindeers they can't control me
You say you know me, my reindeer
But you really just know Frosty

[Verse 1: Kanye West]
Kids I'm out my food coma
Drinkin’ nog (or milk) on your sofa
When I pull my sleigh over
Slightly scratch ya new Solar (Panel)
Okay, I smashed ya new Solar (Panel)
Shoulda bought a snow blower
Thousand years I been chauffeur
Gifts is why I came over
One more milk and I can own ya
One more keebler I can own ya
One cold night in December
Knapsack got me floating
Feel like Meisterburger
Krampus had me dead
Might call Rudolph over
Kreezy’s still on your sofa
We the bad North Polers
Still ain't learn to be Santas
You hate me when it’s October
I hate the soot in your smoker
Eating all a ya donut
Then elf Hermey came over
Pointy ears with no shoulders
Tell me that these gifts bogus
Elf you don't even know us
Hermey, he's a poser
Hermey, he's a poser
Dentist is his Persona
X-rays all in his folder
Elfs think he just bogus
Ho ho hoes became ho-less
When it's cold it's colder
And kid, I'm out my food coma

[Bridge: Justin Vernon]
Crawling up your fire’s place
Gifts all over the place
All I got was coal
Hoooo I wanna go home

[Hook: Chief Keef]
I can't handle no egg nog
But these elves can’t decorate trees
I can't control my reindeers
And my reindeers they can't control me
You say you know me, my reindeer
But you really just know Frosty

[Outro: Justin Vernon and Kanye West]
I heard you need a new ipad (a new gift)
I heard you need a new pack (a new gift)
I heard you need a new phone (a new gift)
I know your present ain't be home (a new gift)

[Bridge]
Crawling up your fire’s place
Gifts all over the place
All I got was coal
Hoooo I wanna go home