Local Business Comedy - Wrapped 2 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Bound to fall in love (Buy [?] and gifts)
Bound to fall in love (Buy [?] and gifts)
(Ho-Ho, Santa)

[Bridge]
All them other Kringles lame, and you know I'm packed
When you sit on Santa's lap, kid supposed to yap
Wrapped...

[Hook]

[Verse 1]
What you doin' in the mall Black Friday?
She say she here to put a iPad on layaway
Drink Julius but still look thirsty
Shop Forever 21 for Jesus' birthday
I-I know I got a toy-making station
Bowl full of jelly-red-cheeks reputation
Leave-a-pouty-kid-coal reputation
Start-a-toy-club-NERF reputation
I turned Rudolph into something amazing
I'll turn the sleigh around, his ass keep complainin'
How you gon' whine for the duration?
Rudy flyin' a round all the fucking nation
Ho, this that snow shit
This that get-get-your-dad-to-shovel-and-blow shit
This that slip-right-off-the-roof-and-say-'oh shit!'
Got a fresh cut, stub my big toe, bitch

[Bridge: Charlie Wilson]
I know you're tired of wrappin', of wrappin'
With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody (Ho-Ho, Santa)

[Bridge: Kanye West]
Close your eyes let me deliver to a thousand kidses
One good kid is worth a thousand giftses
Wrapped...

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I wanna gift you hard on the rink
After that, milk and cookies to drink
Step back, thumb my nose and wink
I mean damn, what would J-Jeezy-Jeezy-Jeezy Christ think?
Hey, you remember what your first gift?
Okay, I don't remember what you first gift
But hey, givin' is the first step
And hey, you know ain't no santa perfect
And I know, these HO-HO's you've come to expect
But hey, these kids I never neglect
And hey, ayo, we made it: Thanksgivin'
So hey, maybe we could make it next Christmas
Kid asked me what I wished for on my wishlist
Have you ever asked a kid for other kidses?
Baby, you still think that I'm fictitious
Maybe, but who be giftin' all your wishes?
After all this long-ass evening
I'm tired, you tired, Jesus slept

[Bridge]
I know you're tired of presents, of presents
With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody
Just gift somebody, this holiday party
With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody
(Ho-Ho, Santa)

[Bridge]
Saint Nick's in the house, like a mouse
Saint Nick's in the house, like a mouse

[Hook]