Kris Kreezus - New Sleighs [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Ms. Claus was raised in the era when
Clean snow was only rode by Jack Skellington
Riding snow you would have thought I had help
But they wasn't satisfied unless I shoveled snow myself
You see it's broke toboggan racin’
That's that "Don't touch any of the snow"
And it's rich toboggan racin’
That's that "Come in, please buy more"
"What you want, new blades? Fur trim? A diamond rein? All you sleds want all the same things"
Used to only be trash lids, now everybody sleigh’n
Spending everything on Skii Doo Thangs
New Sleighs

[Bridge]
You see there's wood ones and there's saucers
But I'd rather be a blade than a shoveler
You see there's wood ones and there's saucers
But I'd rather be a blade than a shoveler

[Verse 2]
I throw these Ski Doo keys
I ride my blade on the sleet
I know that we the new Sleighs
I see the lights on the trees
I see the lights on the trees
I see the lights on the trees
I know that we the new Sleighs
I see the lights on the trees
They throwing snow at me
Want me to stay and ski
Fuck you and your corporation
Y'all sleddas can't control me
I know that we the new sleighs
I know that we the new sleighs
I'm 'bout to ride the fuck out
I'm going Nicholas, Saint
I know that tinsel ain't free
You sleddas tinsel, ain't me
Y'all throwing coupons at me
You know that sleddas can't read
Throw 'em some ski doo keys
Fuck it, Christmas tree
I know that we the new sleighs
Y'all sledda can't fuck with me
Y'all sleddas can't fuck with Kring
Y'all sleddas can't fuck with Kring
I'll move my family out to Oslo
So you can't see where I ring
So go and grab the snowmen
So I can smash and throw them
See they'll confuse us with some scrooges
Like the Ancient Roman
Meanwhile the DMV
Teamed up with the SKI-M-V
They tryna lock sleddas up
They tryna make new sleighs
See that's that privately owned mountain
Get your snow today
They prolly all in the Hamptons
Braggin' 'bout what they made
Sled you and your Hampton house
I'll Sled your Hampton spouse
Sled on her Hampton blouse
Snow in her Hampton mouth
Y'all 'bout to throw snow up
I'm 'bout to ride snow down
I'm 'bout to melt snow down
Now what the fuck they gon' ski now?

[Outro: Kanye West & Frank Ocean]
I won't end this ride, not this time again
So long, so long, so long, you cannot come ride
And I'm not riding, and I came loose
I came loose, yeah, I came loose
Cause I can't leave it to you
So let's get to ride, get to ride again
(To ride again, to ride)
Hoo hoo ho hooooooo

[Kóbor János]
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen
But do you recall..
The most famous reindeer of them all?