Louis Hammock - Mrunken Daster [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Smooth white on a limestone cowboy
I'm drunk in the chip shop, coke and a saveloy
Drop digits to a single mother midget
You can tell he's not right how the left eye twitches
Drunk driving through a red light, full blast speakers, head lights turnt up, with the drugs in your features
Never listened to my teachers, don't ask about god never thought about preachers
In the red valour sweatsuit, I roll around with kids that alligators wanna wrestle
Invest in a rope just to hang yourself with, and the rhymes grabbed you and we got your wife and kids
Indian summer
Better hide your mother, brother, father and your sister and your lover
I come through blowing cheese Kraft on a hover
Down to take your bitch and probably drug her
Hijacking unicorns off the fuckin rainbow
Chillin with some trolls in Skyrim blowing mega off the table
Make a bitch drop to her knees like I'm Jesus
Bitch believe I'm the G that they put in geezers
You a disabled boxer got no punch lines
And I smash through a gram motherfucker punch lines
She asked for it again I'm like, bitch must I?
If you're fresh to death fuck it then I already died
The lining of a jacket made of vintage T-Rex
And all I really need cuppa tea and some sex
Behind the twinkle in my eye shits all diamonds
Fuck bussin caps im straight banging out hymens
I go rabies on a beat spit shit when I'm rhyming
Go Hades on a beat devil in my heart lining
Think like a samurai while I move like a crook
And my teacher fuckin hate me so no year book
Photo, short temper fucking Frodo
Baggins when I'm rapping still ball with no dough though
You a fucking homo
Call me fucking Joe Blow
I pump shit up like your tyres at Total
I'm in a, gold chain singing John Coltrane in a church with ten bitches and an ounce of cocaine
The fat Cobain in a 'preme 5 panel man you talk about ham fuck it I'mma go hammer
I was, born with a smile made of daggers, and I tell her take it off thats my bedside manners
Beside manners, I don't give a fuck i'll ruin you, you, and you, the rest of these cunts