Louis Hammock - SpongeBob Armstrong [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I live strong like Armstrong
Yeah my bars stretch far Stretch Armstrong
No manners like beg your pardon?
In a manor just trimming my garden
Man you smoke cardamon
And I'm smoking on something harder son
And I fucked your mum I'm your father son
I tell you stay home I'm your guardian
Man I smell like booze and cigs and weed and pussy indeed, bitch
Rhyme slow then fast when I need to, lean with a line of speed, bitch
Your girl said hi to me and I replied back get down on your knees, bitch
She smiled got down pulled it out ate it up like it was a three course dish, delish
- ous, malicious, my eyes red looking suspicious
Shit, I'll probably die from an overdose just like I'm sid vicious
Better pay me first then I'll tell you where your fuckin kids is
And if I didn't have all this weed I'd have no fucking lyrics
The lyrical, cynical, bastard pinnacle of raps miracles, mineral mine me, Angel mind freak
You can't find me when I'm in hiding, I give you a hiding with this rhyming, test me try me when I get grimy
Woo! Got bars don't fucking try me!
Talk cars you're not really riding
I talk broads your bitch I'm riding
Go court, ball hard, gold mining
Rhyme sweet with a lil' off timing
Man my shit goes hard, retard attack pulling out flash cards
Beware, or I leave you impaired and scared
Add another R, leave you scarred!
I got barred from the bar for life
And I might get hyped spit bars for life
I'm splitting cigars in written off cars and giving massages to your wife
And I kill weak rappers I'm taking lifes
And I roll big shit fly paper kites
Joints on mars, transmitting SARS, and stripping your kids of their human rights