Louis Hammock - Strut [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Like you can catch him in the garden
I leave a bitch criss crossed looking like tartan
The cigars been split on the the throne where I sit
Ever seen a kid with the bars this hard man?
You lost my interest when you said you was a rapper
Cos' really I can't be fucked with this I do it cos' I have to
Like I'm pretty shitty at about everything else
So I'll have a go at this shit if that shit other fails!
Fuck
Fake fur coats for the summer, mind in a slumber,
With the muddy motherfucking shoes on.
I'm coming fresh like croutons
Sitting in this dudes Hummer green shit straight looking like oolong
I'm laughing at how you agreeing that I'm sick
Told me go see a lobotomist for thinking with my dick
I rip shit, get dirty like dog piss
I put a beat on then I hop into my tardis
Artistic shit, fly narcissistic
I'm high like thai sticks's, flirting with ya bitches
I'm ripping up shit, when I be moving my lips, I'm wearing a suit for business
This is an announcement telling you to hide your kids's!
Got nothing good to say then say fuck all
Like why the fuck you rapping then? I wasn't good at football!
Already on a downfall and I'm only on the come up
All in all I am so sick that you can feel it in your stomach!

So please shut the fuck up! (Haha)

I'm elegant with eloquence
While I burn spliffs on the back of an elephant
Eff you and your delegates while I'm fuckin up your residence
With four young hoes that like to call themselves my regiment
And you alone are evidence of your irrelevance
And I myself a specialist at talking mad excrement
Coming up with better shit, on something excellent
Your bitch gets down and she gets real decadent!
I'm acting like it's ninety four till' infinity
I'll probably live forever even though this habit's killing me
I know you motherfuckers feeling me
Got a million legs around my shoulders like I'm fucking with a millipede
Apologies for coming off real nasty
I been rocking pigeons coming out like Dick Dastardly
Hardly rhyme off the top, think tactically
Rapping with finesse you're a motherfucking spastic, B
Happily ruin you and all you homies
Leave you fucking homeless take your wellbeing practically
Rapping cos' I wanna fuck Selena Gomez, sniff half a key and do the Dougie all in one moment!
And in a moment you gone see me fucking do it
Blow up with this rap shit, and I don't even move it. (Nah)

Cos all I really do is talk bullshit