Regicidal - Unnessecary [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
What up all you fine bitches and gentleman?
You're now tuned into your weekly rune bars
My name is Logout, and I'm kicking it with my dudes
Ubs and Regicidal
I don't know why the fuck you all let me in on this shit
But fuck it!
Let's go!

[1st verse: Logout]
First off, let's get into the EOC
Noone wants it here, man
That shit's unnecessary
Used to be able to 'scape
While I eat
Can't eat my lunchables
Cause I gotta click abilities
Next, let's talk about Xp
Used to spend my days grinding out the QBD
Used to get 300k xp every hour
Now I get 7k per kill
Someone call Andrew Gover
Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed with the graphics
But who cares about graphics when the game's so shit?
So much time spent on the looks
But there's no fucking content
Which makes it as necessary as bedazzling dogshit
But I'm addicted to the game, I can't quit
That's a fact, after each shitty update
I still come back
Could write about the next update without knowing what is
Cause you and I both know, it will probably suck dick!

[verse 2: Ubs]
And dick it will suck, bitches!
Guess who's back, ha ha ha
That's right bitch, it's Ubs
I'm back from the dead and I'm still not impressed
Like an old dog can't teach Jagex new tricks
Tried to copy a better game and failed at it
And it's ruining the game for the casual player
You need a college degree to get your head around slayer
And you're probably like:
"Ubs, you're shit! A child can EOC, but you can't even do it"
But the truth is kids
That I'm not that bad
It's just every new update, it gets a little more sad
And I know the game evolves, but I get a little torn
The more abilities, less time I can watch porn!

[hook]
The shit's unnessecary, bitch!
I've had enough of it!
Just take your updates back
Before we all just rage'n'quit!
And spend my premier club money
On something that's actual for me
And not on massive games
That I don't even fucking play!

And there you have it folks!
Unnessecary updates
Hmm who've we got next?
Oh that's right, GET EM LEE!

[3rd verse: Regicidal/Lee]
They said "go get some naval"
So I got it
Then Trouble Brewing was forgotten
Then they implemented a Bottany Bay
But look all these players bottin'
It's rotten!
Like the tomato you throw
When their up on their pedistal
This game is becoming the Festival of the Dead
Except remove the words of, the and festival
That's unacceptable!
Noone wants to buy spins
And what was the point of nerfing the chins?
Nerfing Cave Crawlers, and Castle Wars wins
I'd play "Fishing Trawler" but it never begins
You mess with the shark and you'll get the fins
Don't try for the tooth, or you'll get the fists
And last but least here's a little pop-quiz
Do you know what Gnome Restaurant is?
-Order up, Order up, Order up-
We love you as a company
We even love this game like less than three
But we all just want you guys to see
That some updates are unnessecary