Regicidal - RuneScape Rap Battles of History - Ozan vs. The Raptor [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[intro]
Runescape rap battles of history!
Ozan!
Vs
The raptor!
Begin!

Ozan (Verse 1)
I am Ozan
Master of the thieves
Who knows if you're a girl or guy
But he sounds like Darth Vader when he breathes
What an arrogant piece of trash
That hides behind his body armor
Kuradal think's you're a jerk
You did the opposite of charm her
You're a warrior with a flail
Who kills Brutal Greens all day
Which makes me think
Why haven't you been sent to Botany Bay?
How do you call yourself a hero
When all of your thoughts are dark?
If you're "The Raptor"
Why don't you go back to Jurassic Park!

The Raptor (Verse 1)
You stole an apple as a child
Now a wimp who is exiled
With terrible rhymes compiled
Why don't we take this to the wild?
Take note, I've slayed the QBD
You've only killed a level three
How come the two quests based on you are marked as "easy"
And I think you're mistaken
I've been confirmed to be a male
Yet you on the other hand Ozan
Are looking a little frail
You claim to be a troll slayer
But all I see is a failure
If it wasn't for me
A troll would have killed you in the trailer!

Ozan (Verse 2)
It's bad enough you're on my a-log
Looking like an autobot
You might be a signature hero
But I'm in the Heroes' Guild and you're not!
You're simply too slow to catch me
You'd never beat me in a strife
I know you're not easily impressed
But you will when my arrows take your life!

The Raptor (Verse 2)
Go ahead and shoot your arrows Robin Hood
They can't hurt me
You're a bard who plays with a baby troll
And no, I'd never hit a lady
What's wrong Ozan?
You look like you're about to cry
If this is what a hero looks like
Then I'd rather be the bad guy!

[outro]
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