Regicidal - RuneScape Rap Battles of History - The General Store vs. The Grand Exchange [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[News reporter]
This just in!
The Varrock General Store Owner and employee's are on strike and currently rioting
Against the Grand Exchange
They say that their shops have had no customers recently and if the Grand Exchange doesn't leave Varrock
They will have to take action
No...Not legal action...
But...

[intro]
RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE GENERAL STORE!
VS
THE GRAND EXCHANGE!
BEGIN

[The General Store Owner] (Verse 1)
Hi there friends!
But I think it's time to leave
The G.E. is pretty cool
But will never achieve what we've achieved
We've been around since RS Classic
We were the original trading spot
The only thing you'll be remembered for is players spamming "cold or hot?"
Or maybe 55x2
Or players spamming something strange
You call your place the Grand Exchange?
Ha!
It should be called the Gambling Range!
And your place is filled with beggars
And low levels asking for an assist
If our store wasn't created
You guys would never even exist!

[The Grand Exchange Banker] (Verse 1)
Hi
This is the Grand Exchange
We're currently busy at the moment
So please hold
*pause*
You've probably never had that problem
Cause your shop is so damn old
Only eleven items up for sale
And none of them ever sold
Just look at World 2 now
We've taken over you and Fally
I mean your store is more "deserted" than the Citharede Abbey!
You have 39 locations
Across the land of Gielinor
And for only 50 coins
Players can buy every item within your store
We run the town of Varrock
And we run the economy
You're just the owner of a waste of space
So I can understand why you're so damn angry!

[The General Store Owner] (Verse 2)
I'd tell you to say it to my face
But you're stuck behind a counter!
You're just an employee to the trade game
And I'm the founder!
So many glitches in your history
Who are these people on my friends list?
Even your owner Brugsen Bursen
Worked under my iron fist!

[The Grand Exchange Banker] (Verse 2)
Brugsen realized your business sucked
So he started his own empire
And because of his invention
Soon you'll be forced to retire!
Why don't you take your Newcomer Maps and relocate?
Or better yet just take your shops and vacate from RuneScape!

[outro]
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RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!