Regicidal - RuneScape Rap Battles of History - KBD vs. QBD [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[intro]
Runescape rap battles of history!
The queen black dragon!
Vs
The king black dragon!
Begin!

[QBD] (Verse 1)
All hail the Queen
Because now I've arrived
Twenty times stronger than you
Why do you act so surprised?
I'm five times your size
In several ways you are small
You're a joke of a boss
Players put your heads on their wall
You don't even look scary
You've looked the same since 2002
They updated Elvarg's graphics before they considered you
Nobody visits your lair
Cause all of your drops are so lame
And your examine was changed
Cause now I'm the strongest dragon in-game!

[KBD] (Verse 1)
Shut up you old hag
Why don't you stop and listen?
You shouldn't be fighting these players
You should be up in the kitchen
Wanna know why you have your own lair?
Why you just don't live with me?
Because the Grotworms that come from your mouth
Are a result of your STD
I know you've been sleeping around
Too close with the Dragonkin
Why do you think I've never gone
Where so many others have been
I'm a piece of history
You're just the wife of one of the greats
The only reason people fight you
Is to wear their Completionist Capes!

[QBD] (Verse 2)
*snoring*
Oh it's my turn to rap?
You put me right back to sleep
Defeating you is easier than counting or shearing sheep!
You were in a Tail of Two Cats
I've got a quest to unlock me
Now quit trying to rap
Before I time stop you for eternity!

[KBD] (Verse 2)
If you're so tired
I'll put you forever to bed
All you freaking do is talk
Cause all you are in game is a head
And I think I want a divorce
Because what we have is through
Now just surrender to me
Before I get Flametongue to finish you!

[outro]
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