Regicidal - RuneScape Rap Battles of History - Zezima vs. SUOMI [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[intro]
RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ZEZIMA!
VS
SOUMI
BEGIN!

[Zezima] (Verse 1):
No need to introduce myself
Cause every RuneScape player knows me
Your chat is always empty
Cause no one knows how to type "S U O M I"
All you freaking do is skill
Did you even do a single Quest?
You wear a stupid Max Cape
While mine hangs up with the rest
You got a lot of donations
Well according to what I read
I think "S U O M I" stands for
"Should Use Own Money Instead"
But SUOMI stands for Finland
That's the country where you reside
Now Zez is on the mic
So I think that you should run and hide!

[SUOMI] (Verse 1):
Battling against you would be a waste of my XP
But I'll do it anyway because I'm the best player in RS history
You may have all the 99's
But I've got them all 15 times
Now I'm about to own you and achieve 200m in rhymes!
If you're the real number one
Where's your name in the Hall of Heroes?
Heard you got married on game
Biggest XP waste that you chose
Maybe you can't type my name
But I can't pronounce yours
After I am done with you
You're gonna need more than super restores!

[Zezima] (Verse 2):
Fap fap fap fap fap fap
That's all you do while you train
Too bad the current number one player is about to be slain!
I'm known as the face of this game
You're just in the shadows of me
I've been running RuneScape
Before you opened your first ancient effigy!

[SUOMI] (Verse 2):
You may have been the best
With not even 2 bill overall
But now I've gotten double that
Peter why do you want to brawl?
I looked up to you
You could say that you were my inspiration
Now watch me get 5 billion XP
Would you like to make a donation?

[outro]
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