Roadside Assistance - Our Band [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro - Jack]
I don't know dude
I think everyone's all stressed out and stuff, cuz the regents is coming up
And I think everyone's relying on us to give them a review song
And maybe they could say thank you after the show
Because

[Hook]
This class knows trig using the help from our band
At first were clueless but they now understand
Cause once we rapped they graphed the function of tan
All because they learned trig from songs by our band

[Dan]
So I go sit down, my calc is out
Go make me a sandwich with some sauerkraut
Sup class, my name is DJ
We all know I'm the best at math here, OK?
They're all like: oh my god it's you
Can we go on a date and have some beef stew
I need you to be just to be my honey
Please Danny please graph cosine 20
And by now I think I'll be your fella
But first I must do better on the test than Daniella
I get back to work, all my classmates
Look at me after tests cause I'mma finish late
So like every single time, it's inequality
And draw dots, open closed, what's it gonna be
I think we should all go outside and see
To find out if remainder of the I is three
Now it's time to graph it out modually
Cause I told you that you're ordered to listen to me
X then Y, now that's the key
And all the other classes don't like me because this

[Hook]

[Tyler]
Yeah, hey my turn, shut up dan, yeah
You just wanna see another log prob, don't you
Hey class, find the 'mount of interest accrued
Use natural, or also the base ten
Then give the answer, and in dollars not yen
Is gettin' outta class somethin' to desire?
But it was only a drill (oh I thought there was a fire)
And what relation of the scatter plot is null
When r is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to graph
It's simple but
All I did was read all of the notes somewhat
So answers more exact, find it and subtract
Now I'll turn the mic to Jack, and with Dan, they'll interact

[Jack and Dan]
Look ova there at Tyler, thinks he's so cool
Yeah I know man and he looks just like a mule
Hey I thought we got points for the graph I drew
(No, I got the class point, not you two)
This is how you plot
When I said I was a Jew
Your rhymes are screwed up
It's just for review!
Tyler joke, before our fans get bored
Hey yo Ty
(You got something to say?!)
Tylord
I thought you were gonna be like me, and insult him
Uh I think not Jack are you really that dim
And in all our raps, you attack him no reason
Wow Dan this almost sounds like treason
(What?!)

[Hook]

[Jack]
Dan might say that he's fine, but not so with his rhymes
And you test a function with a vertical line
Our teacher got knowledge that's, just so immense
Dunno the answer, there's an awkward silence
[Silence]
Helped with trig so that you'd understand
Every time I hear
(Hey dude I love your band)
Y equals F of X
Fractions get complex
Multiply through and move on to the next
Move around terms and then you find the unknown
(Can I use your calc?)
You gotta bring your own
Year's over to our dismay, greatest band AKA
Roadside Assistance, and the Regents will be ok

[Tyler]
Oh you know I'm sick of review
Time for me to go take final in late June
I told you I wrote the verse, and talked all the smack
Till Jack came then went to attack
For the class seating, I sat in the back
End of second period, I ate all my snack
For rationals, I got some suggestions
Check your work, there are some exceptions
Yeah quadratics, a's 1 to get started
(I thought a can be two)
Ha ha, you got outsmarted
Anyways, I know how exponents compute
See the fraction, and power over root
Someone told me sequences were tough
But look on the sheet, and plug in the stuff
Done with school, I'm outta this class
I'm gonna take the final and I'm gonna pass

[All]
Class why can't you see that the probability is just the
Average kinetic energy; oh wait, that's chem

[Hook]

[Outro - Tyler]
Yeah the only math rap group in the world (the world?)
Roadside

[Outro - Dan]