Roadside Assistance - Remember Her Name [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

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This is time for more trig, time for more thrill
It's time to get all the class clowns to chill
Three weeks Miss T. taught, we learned when she came
Although she's not here, we'll Remember Her Name

[Jack 1]
Ms. T really didn't ask for much
But I kinda think her teaching still missed that old veteran touch
Tyler was a little much
Like he thought he was a bit overly sly
Should've known that with a sub he'd probably still try to be wise
But OK then, now for some facts
So you can go work at Goldman Sacs
Bring the double angles, single ones are getting the axe
Remember all the identities, ya know just so you can keep your grades up
But that means when I forget 'em, then Tyler's picking it up

[Tyler 1]
What's sine 2A anyway?
Double angle and more stuff
Never concerned with tangent, but cosine is a little tough
Use the formula sheet that was given and rewrite the facts
And Miss T found the sines of the angles when they all subtract
Open Smart Notebook herself, her answers correct
Some were asking to get her help, and they gave her respect
She's focused on the notes that she wrote, although they're beyond reach
And we all understood, we know she's a great teach

[Dan 1]
This is twenty percent knowledge, eighty percent height
Vertically challenged a fight
Ms. T gave us bliss
And we had life liberty and the pursuit of happiness
Our second period class oh man we were finally set free
Back with O'B she got us in a trap
But yo go think 'bout it kids this is why I rap
Hey we mean no harm, Ms. OB we will always be your crew
Now let's have fun the rest of the year, we do love you

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[Jack 2]
Last unit was all Ms. T
Made radians into degrees
Identities they have no ease
Just to find the height of some trees
The other class just give up and stop
Period five is a flop
And I bet they'll never have a song like This Is How You Plot
Function is squared in a, second degree equation
Not to use his calculator Tyler needs some persuasion
No cross multiplication
Can't change sides of equation
If I used the textbook for this, does it really need a citation?

[Tyler 2]
Cot! - It's not the normal function you got
You solve all the reciprocals you got
Translate them right from the top
She often gets a comment on her work, people keep asking her can we
Get a class point if she went and made a mistake but no
Just do the proof; doughnuts for the sweet tooth
Use inverse sine to find the angle, is it obtuse?
Miss T and O'B are known all around as some of the best
You put their teaching together and get one-twenty percent

[Dan 2]
Forget Dave
Nobody really knows how or why, he works so hard
But it seems like he's never got sine
Because he, does all his work;
Does it all the time
And I've seen him when he did co-function of sine, cosine
No, it doesn't shine, like Confucius in ancient times
Before he even knew all the reals, or knew all the primes
And our teacher again Annemarie
No longer part time
Ridiculous, now back to O'Brien
How can we do it?!

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