Roadside Assistance - This Is How You Plot [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

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[Jack]
This is how you plot
Graphing's where it's at
But you can't use a calculator as a fall back
You could go after school, and have a little chat
Think this is too easy?
Then go take AP Stat
Mess up on the curve, 'n you'll have to go restart
And with the unit circle, you just take it apart
Three Pi over two, two seventy degrees
So memorizing conversions, is your expertise
Tangent sine over cos, that much is child's play
And then when you're drawing, center line gets in the way
And Q one's always plus, the textbook would agree
Pi may be 180, but five forty, Pi times three
Calculator from TI
Yeah it's pretty fly
They love the way I graph they wish they could try
Seems hard but it's more rational than Pi
Ask a teacher for help, simply they reply

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[Tyler]
This is how you plot
The homework is a lot
Every single day
Another locker to unlock
5 main points, never gonna stop
6 functions, now you show me what you got
Sine is vertical
Cosine's horizont'
Period is 2 pi; it is not a lot
And the amplitude, measures to the top
Frequency you need to know, it's cycles that you got
My math is always right, but I never brag
I then stand up, pledge allegiance to the flag
Look at my calculator
Yeah you know its pretty rad
And I plot the values that you all never had
For those who say they saw my graphs, the best they've ever seen
You follow the routine, you'd better graph it on the screen
It plots right between, 'symptotes on the machine
And when I go and plot, now really this is what I mean

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[Dan]
This is how you plot
While sitting on my cot
The equivalent of that you know is cosine over sine
I plot them on the graph, the values that are mine
The girls come up and see and they say, "Yeah, you are fine."
Cosine is what's next
Its graph ain't too complex
Cuz neg 1 to 1's the range and the reals are just the X
Here's one period, it looks like a -- "U"
Now you don't have to go and tell me that I am a cool Jew
You say sine's the same
But I'mma make a claim and put you to shame
90 degrees diff
Sine said, "please move ova', you dumb land rovaa'
So follows next is tan with his own asymptote
Secant, cuh-cosecant they got that line too
Reciprocals yeah they are making their debut
Here's to all of ya'll all of whom are taking trig
I'm better than freakin Mims cause I'm more hot than fire (than fire)

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