Spike The Dragon - Mike Wazowski [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]

Hi, I'm Spike, I'm the dragon in town
Shackle me down, never tappin' it out
Cause I'm back with them jackals that jack in her mouth
And I crack open rascals no hassles
Hi, I'm Spike
Friendly neighborhood rap singer
Crap slinger
Sash-bringing, dash-pinging, hash-slinging-slasher
Flux Capacitor, gravity smasher
Gravity hammer, Dutch Master asher
Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes
Ashes to smashed ladies' asses
React 'bout as fast as some trapped molasses
Spike's 'bout as classic as babies with sunglasses
... Getting my ass licked like chap stick
Stacks thick, track's sick
Dragon has your sword, and your axe, and they're plastic...
Not the one you wanna sass, kid
Whitest kid you know, and the one you wanna rap with

[Verse 2]

Uhhh...
... Rap game Michael Cera
Twitter feed, Eye Thundera, Thundercats HO!
Creeping in that icy area under that snow
What's he mean? You don't have to fucking ask
[OOOOOHHHH!]
Oh no he didn't
Flow's flowy, Prose prism
Prose prison poetry, foes didn't know until he
Blows in the hole like Nintendo DS Microphones
Spit your verse first, or better leave that fucking mic alone
So sick it's catchy, rolls with the jetskiis
Rows thick in Chechney, Ho, friggin' bet me
I take 'em double-team like Bateman, check me
... Bateman as in the guy from American Psycho
Doubles Guy

[Verse 3]

Uh..
Don't just stare at it, eat it
And yeah, pass the Wheat Thins
I'm coming up the same way as pastors who greet kids
On elevators, I demonstrate the beef
Of a very hated creep, but I'm actually a sweet kid
I like long walks on the beach
And long talks about sweet things like ice cream treats and
Three-day weekends and sliced white pizza
Slice-and-diced teachers and jokes about the Holocaust
See? I got her to holla, but how much did the holla cost?
Cold-hearted like, on the rocks
I'm poppin' nollies, popping molly-poppers off the mall
Lots of black, but more white, soccer ball
Like three more eyes than what I guess the song is called
Sucker MC's getting squashed, Frogger

... Spike