Spike The Dragon - Spike, the "Dragon" [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[sample] What if we discovered that this creature that haunts our imagination were real? If dragons were real, what were they really like? How did they breathe fire? Why did they die out? To unlock these secrets, we need to find physical evidence - evidence revealed by the slow retreat of a melting glacier. What if we found.... a body?

[Spike]
Did somebody say dragon? [uhh... No?]
Thought not. But you can hear 'em buckin over shots on a hot block
Motherfuckers stop, drop, and pray that shit'll stop [stop]
Spend the next ten years turning over a botched job
[... stop] Of course I mean that I'm in a hot rod [Right?]
'Bout to crash that motherfucker straight into a cop squad [Right?]
'Bout to pop Glock [Right?]
I'll singlehandedly turn a fucking four way intersection into a chop shop [Right?]
In the hospital, wind up lock jawed
So the twenty fucking people worldwide who know me like "aw naw"
And I'm like (gargle) and they're like "that's rad"
When I show 'em how I gotta hit the spliff through a gas mask
Because I'm that rad. Dirtier than twins incest
Currently booting up, wave goodbye to my interests
Burn you this stupid stuff
Say it in a style blunt
Make pedophile blood spray all over the internet
Trying to think of a single fucking thing I didn't get
From my parents. Into the sink spit a single gut
And say it's my larynx
[... wait...]
And that's happening everyday so I'm bucket listing like idiots [stop!]
I mean to say I'm fucking a bunch of immigrants [right?]
While I'm rubbing knuckles with all of these punks who listening
Meaning
Like, four or five hipster kids
About to fucking flip the lid soon as they get a lick of this
[Right?] Bestie's like, "word," that's getting taken to the basement
Where I'm basically muscling up some synonyms
Directly adjacent to where I'd put trophies I didn't get
Was too busy trying to feel like a fucking kid again
Cause I'm most certainly not feeling like a grown up
Like I don't even feel like a human being so fuck [Auuugh, stop.]
I mean, I'm at the mall with some miscreants
Whose music got me singing that six hundred sixty six again
[Yeah]

[Sample]
"Spike, take a letter."
"Uh, Spike's dead."
"Shut the fuck up kid."