Spike The Dragon - Weirdo [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Stranger]
Hey! Hey, hey, you, hey, uh, why are you sitting all alone?

[Spike]
Uh...

[Stranger]
You have this lunch every day, and you always sit alone. What's the matter? Don't you know anyone in this lunch?

[Spike]
Well, not-

[Stranger]
C'mon, there must be some kids you can sit with. I know, like, half the people over at that table are in our physics class, you should come sit with us!

[Spike]
Nah, I'm fine...

[Stranger]
No? Why not? Come on, it can't be fun sitting over here all alone!

[Spike]
No... Nahh...

[Stranger]
Well, can I sit here then? Just so you don't have to be alone?

[Spike]
I guess...

[Stranger]
Thanks, thanks. What's your name, anyways?

[Spike]
Uh, my name's Justin

[Stranger]
Well, what do you like to do?

[Spike] [Verse 1]

Uhh... I like to think about, um, tornadoes and pocket knives
And peeling flakes off of oxidized chain-link fences
And I like marijuana, and I...
Constantly smoke it, cause I... Constantly wanna die
Except when I don't, though. Mostly cause, "yolo"
I keep telling Spike to stop fucking up the O-Zone
Shit won't stop a heart-attack; just put it in slow-mo
[Oh, are you schizophrenic or something?] Oh, god, I hope so
Then I could do a song about it. Start making some odd dollars
I know I'm missing something, been walking around with a popped collar for a
Whole year - still haven't managed to stock waumpum
[What?] Oh, I'm sorry, I mean money. Sorry. I gotta rhyme every four beats. I'm a rapper

[Stranger]
Why are you a rapper? It looks really hard

[Spike] [Verse 2]

Well, I guess I do it cause um..
I was raised on a diet of mixed messages
My whole life's been a long mess of disconnected exigence
[What's that mean?] Inspiration. My vocabulary's excellent
And my laziness it pestilent, so production is irregular
Imagine how fucked I would be if I ever tried mescaline
Probably more fucked than if I tried out for wrestling
I used to think God was real. Then again I also
Used to think Spongebob was real. I also used to think
My parents loved each other, That my dad was always sober
That I was an up-and-comer, and that life was never over, welp
Currently in the process of watching a glacier melt
Been a while waiting, and it'll be a while waiting
But I'm waiting for something in the ice to come cascading out
Something very dangerous. Something very dangerous

[Like What?]

I dunno, probably a dragon

[Stranger]

Oh... Oh, uh... You do know dragons don't exist, right?

[Spike]
Dragons exist. I'm a dragon

[Stranger]
... (laughs awkwardly)... okay, well, I think my friends are probably wondering where I am, so...

[Spike]
Whatever

[Stranger]
I'm gonna go back to my table, I'll see you around. Like in physics... Okay, bye... Weirdo

[Spike]
I'm a fucking dragon