[DELIA, spoken]
Business friends
I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months
I don't even know how many
I'd have to check my pay stubs
But, as my guru Otho always says-
(sung)
Day-O!
[CHARLES, spoken]
What?
[LYDIA, spoken]
What's going on Delia?
Are you alright?
[DELIA, spoken]
Um, I-I am so sorry
I don't-I don't know what just happened
I meant to say-
(sung)
Me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o!
[CHARLES, spoken]
Delia?
Do you need to lie down?
[DELIA, spoken]
No! No, I just need to-
(sung)
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[gasping]
(spoken)
What is happening to me?
[CHARLES, spoken]
Maxie!
[MAXIE, spoken]
Yes?
[CHARLES, spoken]
On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say-
(sung)
Work all night on a drink of rum
[ALL, excluding LYDIA]
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[DELIA]
Stack banana till the morning come, brrah!
[ALL, excluding LYDIA]
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Day, me say day o
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[CHARLES]
Come mister tally man, tally me banana
[ALL, excluding LYDIA]
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[MAXIE]
Come mister tally man tally me banana
[ALL, excluding LYDIA]
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[CHARLES, spoken]
Lydia!
Call 9-1-1!
Wait, why aren't you dancing?
[LYDIA, spoken]
It's like I told you Dad
This house is haunted
And the ghosts who live here
...want you out!
Barbara, the pig!
[BARBARA, spoken]
Who wants bacon?!
[DELIA, spoken]
No! No! I'm a vegan!
[CHARLES]
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
[ALL, excluding LYDIA]
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[MAXINE]
Hide the deadly black tarantula
[PIG]
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[ALL]
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[CHARLES, spoken]
Maxie!
Please, forgive me!
If I had known-
[MAXIE, spoken]
Chuck, you moron! Don't apologize! We're gonna be rich!
[CHARLES, spoken]
What?
[LYDIA, spoken]
What?
[MAXIE, spoken]
I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community"
But a genuine haunted house?
It's a goldmine!
[LYDIA, spoken]
No!
[CHARLES, spoken]
Do you hear that Delia?
These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune!
[LYDIA, spoken]
No, you're supposed to be scared!
[ADAM, spoken]
Lydia, we're so sorry!
It didn't work!
[LYDIA, spoken]
There's one thing that can still stop him
[BARBARA, spoken]
Lydia, no
You don't know what will happen
[LYDIA, spoken]
I can't keep living like this!
Betelgeuse!
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
I'm so glad you changed your mind
You are never gonna regret this
[LYDIA, spoken]
Betelgeuse...
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
We are gonna make such a great team!
Give me just one... more...
[LYDIA, spoken]
Betelgeuse!
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
It's showtime!
[INSTRUMENTAL]
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
It's our house now, kid!
[LYDIA, spoken]
Whoa...
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
Looks like we're not invisible anymore!
