XZaR - No Life [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Everyone I know, Always says I have no life
And I would talk shit, but their fucking right, ha!

[Verse 1]
It's really true, I just stay locked in the house
Watch Transformers jerk to Megan Fox and I'm out
Call up my boys, see if they driving around
Go to the mall and try to bag most of the broads, well
It's really more them and not me, see I be
In the background, just laughing as they act clowns
And it's not that I'm scared to talk to a bitch
I just don't know what to say so it'll be awkward as shit
Do you feel me? ha, I know the losers do
That's your dating a bitch that looks like zoboomafoo
But don't take it and twist, I call my dick hula hoop
And it ain't for the width, cause I be wasting a bitch
Do you get it? of course not!
I'm Puertorican, I don't go ham, I go pork chop!
So the day you morons will ever put more on
Is the day my booty call won't be your mom, ha!

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
My friends always tell me, you should go out and party with us!
For what? so I can just sit and sip Bacardi in a-
Place full of people I don't even fucking know
And embarrass myself in front of a couple hoes?
No thank you, I rather sit home and write
Dope shit overnight and eat a big bowl of rice
But that's just me, nat-urally
I didn't know I had to be, drunk as can be-
For ya to fucking like me, what else you ask of me?
Cause my one goal in life is to have you pleased
Fuck outta here with that shit, I be me
Cause I would break out in hives being a CG
So if you can't accept me I suggest you move on
And save me the bullshit, here's an extra coupon
Cause honestly, ya been at my neck for too long
So I say suck my dick, and my huge balls

[Hook]
Look at Xavier, he doesn't have shit
No job, no car, no girl, but I can rap sick
At least I'm not a drug addict or a fucking dumb bastard
I graduated high school so lick my nuts faggot
And I don't have a kid, which is more than I can say for half of ya
Always talking shit and then laugh it off
But you can bet that I'm gonna have the last laugh
While I'm making fat stacks, off of this rap act
And your mad at the fact you gotta pick up glad bags
Then go home to a wife that's a fat ass
Damn you gotta tap that? that kinda sucks
How you suppose fuck if you can't find her cunt?
Well good luck with that I'm on to another track
In the studio, busting these fucking rappers ass
All day and night, just cause I can
And one day show the world who the fuck I am

[Hook]