AFI - Cereal Wars [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Get up early in the morning, going to the store

Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war

Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more

Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war

I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box
I'll try some cocoa puffs today
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows
Than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies
And always stay away from wheaties
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store

I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot
It's the cereal war

I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes and then I could try sugar bombs
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have
Crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?