Avenue Q - I Wish I Could Go Back to College [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[KATE MONSTER:]
I wish I could go back to college
Life was so simple back then

[NICKY:]
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

[PRINCETON:]
I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"

[ALL:]
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

[PRINCETON:]
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh
I wish I could just drop a class

[NICKY:]
Or get into a play

[KATE MONSTER:]
Or change my major

[PRINCETON:]
Or fuck my T.A

[ALL:]
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be
Sitting in the computer lab
4 A.M. before the final paper is due
Cursing the world cause I didn't start sooner
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

[PRINCETON:]
I wish I could go back to college!

[ALL:]
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH

[PRINCETON:]
I wish I had taken more pictures

[NICKY:]
But if I were to go back to college
Think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the quad
And think "Oh my God..."

[ALL:]
"These kids are so much younger than me."