Avenue Q - The More You Ruv Someone [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Kate Monster:]
Why can?t people get along and love each other, Christmas Eve?

[Christmas Eve:]
You think getting along same as loving?
Sometimes love right where you hating most, Kate Monster

[Kate Monster:]
Huh?

[Christmas Eve:]
The more you love someone
The more you want to kill ?em
The more you love someone
The more he make you cry
Though you are try
For making peace
With them and loving
That?s why you love so strong
You like to make him die!
The more you love someone
The more he make you crazy
The more you love someone
The more you wishing him dead!
Sometime you look at him
And only see fat and lazy
And wanting baseball bat
For hitting him on his head!
Love

[Kate Monster:]
Love

[Christmas Eve:]
And hate

[Kate Monster:]
And hate

[Christmas Eve:]
They like two brothers

[Kate Monster:]
Brothers

[Christmas Eve:]
Who go on a date

[Kate Monster:]
Who....what?

[Christmas Eve:]
Where one of them goes
Other one follows
You inviting love
He also bringing sorrows

[Kate Monster:]
Ah, yes

[Christmas Eve:]
The more you love someone
The more you want to kill ?em
Loving and killing
Fit like hand in glove!

[Kate Monster:]
Hand in glove

[Christmas Eve:]
So if there someone
You are wanting so
To kill ?em
You go and find him
And you get him
And you no kill him
?Cause chances good

[Both:]
He is your love