Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[KATE:]
The internet is really really great

[TREKKIE MONSTER:]
For porn

[KATE:]
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

[TREKKIE:]
For porn

[KATE:]
Huh?
There's always some new site

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!
I browse all day and night

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!

[KATE:]
It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!

[KATE:]
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn

[KATE:]
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn

[KATE:]
What are you doing!?

[TREKKIE:]
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

[KATE:]
Treee?kkie!

[TREKKIE:]
Oh hello kate monster

[KATE:]
You are ruining my song

[TREKKIE:]
Oh me sorry, me no mean to

[KATE:]
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

[TREKKIE:]
Me no talkie

[KATE:]
Good
I' m glad we have this new technology

[TREKKIE:]
For porn

[KATE:]
Which gives us untold opportunity

[TREKKIE:]
For por?oops, sorry

[KATE:]
Right from you own desktop

[TREKKIE:]
For

[KATE:]
You can research browse and shop
Until you?ve had enough and your ready to sto

[TREKKIE:]
For porn!
Trekkie!

[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
Noooo

[TREKKIE:]
The internet if for porn!

[KATE:]
Trekkie

[TREKKIE:]
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

[KATE:]
That?s gross you?re a pervert

[TREKKIE:]
Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster

[KATE:]
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don?t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet

[TREKKIE:]
Ohhhh?

[KATE:]
What?!

[TREKKIE:]
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

[NORMAL PEOPLE:]
Ready--- ready ----ready

[TREKKIE:]
Let me hear it!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[PRINCETON:]
Sorry Kate

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[PRINCETON:]
I masturbate!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

[KATE:]
The internet is not for porn!!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Porn, porn

[KATE:]
Hold on a second!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

[ROB:]
That' s correct

[KATE:]
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

[BRIAN:]
Sure!

[KATE:]
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay

[GARY:]
Yes I do!

[KATE:]
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

[PRINCETON:]
True!

[TREKKIE:]
Oh, but Kate
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

[PRINCETON:]
Yeah

[KATE:]
EEEWWWWW!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
Gross!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for porn!

[KATE:]
I hate porn

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Grab your dick and double click

[KATE:]
I hate you men!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
For porn, porn, porn!
(Harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

[KATE:]
I' m leaving!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Porn, porn, porn, porn[x2]

[KATE:]
I hate the Internet!

[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Porn, porn, porn, porn

[TREKKIE:]
The Internet is for

[TREKKIE AND SOME:]
The Internet is for

[TREKKIE AND ALL:]
The Internet is for PORN!

[TREKKIE:]
YEAH!