The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Bomberman [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

One bomb, two bomb, three bombs blown
The name's Bomberman, like you didn't fucking know
I got my helmet on and my bitches in check
Packed full of ammunition so I gets respect
Take these big ass boots and kick a bomb in your face
Tear the enemies down and put 'em back in their place
I'll make 9/11 like the Fourth of July
On a rocket ship coming, heading straight for the bad guys
Cause I ain't going to take no shit
Light the wick on my motherfucking dynamite stick
Break the wall down, tear that fucking shit out the room
Sneak up on the enemies and seal their doom
Bomberman, and y'all can't fuck with that
Step back, light a smoke, drink a forty and laugh
Tell your boss I'll be there in a minute to front it
After I ride this kangaroo and fucking scratch my nuts

It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman
B-B-B-Blowing shit up all across the land
D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leaving this place
With a fucking hand grenade that'll explode in your face
It's Bomberman
(It's Bomberman!)
B-B-B-Blowing out your brains cause I'm the man with the plan
And n-n-nobody fucks with me, bitch
You heard me, oh no
Here comes Bomberman

I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite
I'm here representing, yeah, I'm down for life
You can't fuck with the man with the master plan
Bitches think I ain't coming, you can bet that I am
I got a brand new suit and I can walk through the walls
I don't care if you're a bomber or if you're ten feet tall
I'm still coming to get you, shit, I'm packing the heat
They're gonna have to fucking scrape your ass off the street
So go ahead, nigga, and talk that shit
I guarantee you're gonna live to regret it
Break the wall down, tear that fucking shit out the room
Creep up on the enemies and seal their doom
Bomberma, and y'all can't fuck with that
I'll pull the pin and blow a motherfucking hole in your ass
So tell your boss I'll be in there in a minute to front it
After I ride this kangaroo and fucking scratch my nuts

It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman
B-B-B-Blowing shit up all across the land
D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leaving this place
With a fucking hand grenade that'll explode in your face
It's Bomberman
(It's Bomberman!)
B-B-B-Blowing out your brains cause I'm the man with the plan
And n-n-nobody fucks with me, bitch
You heard me, oh no
Here comes Bomberman

It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman
B-B-B-Blowing shit up all across the land
D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leaving this place
With a fucking hand grenade that'll explode in your face
It's Bomberman
(It's Bomberman!)
B-B-B-Blowing out your brains cause I'm the man with the plan
And n-n-nobody fucks with me, bitch
You heard me, oh no
Here comes Bomberman

Exploding mines, one bomb at a time
I'll stab you in the ear if you don't feel my rhyme
It's Bomberman baby, I'm the cream of the crop
I'm gonna need a crowbar to get your bitch off my cock
Do a little jig and blow a hole in your face
Disco dance to Prince and take a leak on your grave
If you ain't feeling me bitch, I don't give a fuck
(Tell him, BrandO!) I'll kick you in the face if you don't step off my nuts!