D-D-D-Double Dragon, fucking your face, it's time to duke it
Billy and Jimmy Lee, bitch, fighting is useless
'Bout to break out and smash and get my girl back
Fucking now it's time to taste this Sousetsuken
With the lightning speed, you can't be fucking with me
Fucking punch you in the face until my fist bleeds
My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my nigga
He won't think twice about pulling the trigger
New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit
Me and my brother are the only people here. legit
Damn, bitch, take this fist, I'm gonna steal your whip
Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm trying to break it, c'mon
I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself (Pow!)
Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health
Selflessly devoted member of the Fuck You Club
Clubbing you like a baby seal and cutting you up in the tub
You see the Black Warriors? (Yeah)
Their shit's kind of wacky
The world's seen the last of (Who?)
William Mackey, bitch! I'm fucking pissed, 'bout to take that whip
Hit 'em so hard, they'll be shitting bricks
Abobo don't know he'll fall in a hole
Double Dragon, bitch, you don't even know
About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate
Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face
Cause New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit
Me and my brother are the only people here legit
Damn, bitch, suck a dick, stay away from this shit
I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate
Bitch, any minute, c'mon!
Stop! Nail time
Can't touch this motherfucking gangsta rhyme
Write "fail" on your face with the flick of my wrist
That's how I roll, know this, I got lots of tricks
You can't fuck with this, cause we're dangerous
Step up to the plate, we'll rearrange your shit
D-D-Double Dragon, dragging you down to the ground
Jimmy and Billy representing (Quit messing around)
Machine Gun Willy going down tonight
Fighting the Black Warriors until everything's alright again
Rescuing Marian, carryin' nothing but pain
Same shit, same fucked up day, c'mon
Billy and Jimmy, two headbutting motherfuckers
See these dragon tattoos? Don't fuck around, cocksucker
Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head
(You'll never beat me, fuckers!)
I just did, you're dead!
Yo, motherfuckers, yeah my name is Abobo
I keep my shit tight though, and all of my homies know
Don't fucking look at me like I'm Donkey Kong
Wrong! I'm twice as good looking and three times as strong
So you motherfuckers think you can just go crossing tracks?
Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks
Yeah, that's right, I fucking slapped your bitch and walked away
But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay
So just get the fuck back and stop running your lips
Walking all up in my hood dressed up like Bloods and Crips
Doing ballet like West Side Story in your matching outfits
Oh, look, it's Billy and Jimmy, the double faggoty twins
Well listen up, Abobo, you fucking homo
Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, I'll stab your ass, bro
You're going down in the hole, you don't even know
Jump-kick to the face, taking you down with one blow
Oh no, little bro, you killed Abobo
There's something that I think you should know before we go
I am the Shadow Boss (No!)
Yeah, sure, why not
And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot
Well if that's how it's gotta be, I'm gonna take you down too!
I thought you were my brother, now you're dead, fuck you!
Fuck me? Haha, bitch, fuck me?
Let's take it outside, bro, then we'll see
How dare you go against me? I trusted your shit!
I thought you was my brother, not some punk-ass bitch
A double crosser, not a dragon, wipe that smile off your face
Or I'll smash back and crack your fucking jaw with a mace
My, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard
Make you look like Charizard
I'm too legitimate to handle, bro
Like Mario put it best: Let's-a go!
Join us, don't be so stupid
Teach all of my warriors Sousetsuken
If you don't, I'll put you in a headlock, G
By the way, I think your girl really likes me
You can't fuck with this shit I'll fucking kill you
I will give you such an atomic wedgie
I am telling Mom
How you gonna tell Mom?
Keep talking, motherfucker, I'm just setting you up for this
Fist of rage, why you act that way?
I'm a better fucking fighter than you anyway (hahahaha)
Just give me my girl and get your ass home
Zoey's on in five-minutes, you never miss that show (No, no)
What do you know about the 101?
Leave Zoey alone, Nickelodeon's fun
Unlike me, you'd better run, think twice
About where you're hiding, big cats eat mice
My tiger style is devastating
You know you love it brother, don't be hating
Kick, punch, it's all in the method
Not mother-approved, but totally kid-tested
You can't fuck with this shit, I'll fucking kill you!
I will give you such an atomic wedgie!
I am telling Mom
You wouldn't!
You stupid motherfucker I'm just setting you up for that boom!
(Bitch!)
