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Sonic is the name and speed is my game
I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
Rocking the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse
Upon anyone that's making the planet any worse
Like this Dr. Robotnik "Eggman" dude
He thinks he's got a fighting chance against a hedgehog with an attitude
Just wait until I see him again
He'll wish a thousand fucking times he didn't do what he did
Come on!
That's why they call me Sonic
I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined
And when I roll into a ball and I'm breaking your shit
Spinning and hitting you with maximum force that won't quit
And when you can't take it any more, I do it again
Because I gotta fucking win in order to save my friends, man!
Ain't no one gonna be fucking with me
(One time. Two!)
Well, hardy har har, it's the egg with the most
Dr. Robotnik, Sonic, time to go, or you're toast
I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
New moves, new plan, no place to hide
Every time you think you win I go back to my lab
Creating new obstacles to foil your plan
Everything about you but your rhymes are fat
(BRRRRR!)
Did I do that?
Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumping in spikes
That shit hurts, even with these infinite lives
I'm the man with the rings and I'm "Miles" ahead of you
On a mission to turn you into robot stew
It's Tails in the sky giving lifts to my bro
Anytime, any place, if you slow down though
Shit, if you miss it, I'll get it, you got a problem, I'm on it
We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave them running in smoke
Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post
We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know)
Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game
Don't hit me, I'm just being a friend (Shut up!)
We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through
Show these bitches how we do what we do
What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talking to myself
What the hell happened to you?
I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly-ass moves you'll go
(No, no, no)
Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go
(No, no, no, no)
Packing these rings, bitch, it ain't no thing, you'll go
(No, no, no)
Tails is the name, Sonic's right hand G, you'll go
(No, no, no, no, no)
Shut the fuck up
It's time to get serious, Tails
Yo, Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more
Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score
I don't need no sidekick riding my shit
Following everywhere I go, riding my big blue dick
Give me a hand, Tails, give me a lift (Okay)
Thanks a lot, little buddy, now go the fuck away
I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'?
Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
Somebody's gotta motherfucking save the day
And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
Watch your back, if you know what's good for you
I will *mumbling*
This fucking robot-making motherfucker's ruining my mood
C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude
Now the plane's going down, but we're almost there
I'll smell you later, Tails, wish me luck (No fair!)
I just wanna eat chili dogs (Is that so much to ask?)
Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
I don't even really fucking care
I am Metal Sonic, feel my wrath
I got a dick like a chainsaw, I'll cut you in half (Ha ha ha)
Bring it on, you can't replace this
Based on me on a first name basis
Why the fuck do you rap so slow?
Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho?
Error: Does not compute
Shoot, my system froze, reboot
Scanning, loading converter
I am Sonic, insert girder
What the fuck is this motherfucking bullshit?
That Robotnik just won't quit
I'm tired of this shit, I want a chili dog
I'm the real motherfucking Sonic the Hedgehog
(Activating Spin Ball)
Motherfucker, don't make me laugh
(I'll get you next time, you motherfucker)
Motherfucker, I just shut your ass down!
(Don't ever compare me to Leo...)
One, two, three, here we come with the rings
It's Sonic and Tails, bitch, pack your things
I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini
I got the Chaos Emeralds, barely competing
You're so clever, Sonic, where do you come up with these rhymes?
Sorry I'm in a bad mood, I've been waiting outside
How about you give me a chance to be your sidekick, guy?
Keep up that attitude, I'll punch you in your eye! (Ow!)
'Sup little bitches, yo, my name is Knuckles
And I ain't coming to this place here for shits and chuckles
So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked
Cause I'm a bad motherfucker with some wicked dreadlocks
So I'm looking at you, Sonic, cause you think that you're fast
But if you go round for round, then you're never gonna last
Cause your rhymes are old, bro, I think it's a no-go
You sound kinda shitty like Duane and BrandO
But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed
I've got some big-ass hands with some spikes on my fist
And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
I'm gonna get a 1-up busting up some TVs
Bitch, please! I'll put your ass on disability
Then pimp smack your ass, take away your credibility
Wait, I gotta turn it around
We gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground
Now we're coming for you and we're going straight through
Right to your HQ, got my nigga in blue
(And he's fast too!)
(He is? Who?)
Man, I told you!
Get drunk with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik!
I got it under control, Tails, I'll get them shits back
When you fuck with a motherfucker like me, you'll get bitch smacked
I'm way too fast, bitch understand
Motherfuckers talk shit and get the back of my hand
Like, all day long and every night
I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice
But I'm blue, not white, not wrong, dude right
I'm so groovy, I'm out of sight
Like General Patton, I'm not talking about Mike
I'm old school, fool, Tails, take the mic
Dodging bombs, way cool, as we enter the arc
Thumbs up, motherfucker, we be coming with sparks
To get the rings back, Emeralds up, that's the way we do it, punk!
Bring it on, tear it up! Absolutely don't give a fuck!
We're the motherfucking team flying by with skill
One rhyme left, going in for the kill
I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind
120 in my pocket but plenty of time
Fast approaching
Let me jump these bombs
Straight through the hole like I'm fucking it, nah
It doesn't really matter cause I see it right there
It's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care
For sure!
BRRRRR!
It's time to meet your doom Sonic, I'm haunting your dreams
With my mean bean pokey-finger killing machine!
What the fuck did you say? I wasn't paying attention
I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention
Let's end this now, I got shit I gotta do
You motherfuckin' motherfucker, fucking whoopity doo
You'll never make it Sonic, I'm the king of this game
All you woodland creatures are all the same
I'll barbecue your friends and wash them down with some 'nog
Check my MySpace, bitch, I just posted a blog
I'll fucking roll you down the stairs like your name was "Log"
You'd better let my friends go, you gluttonous hog
I'll down-A your face, let go of me, tubbs
It's been a long day, chubby, I gotta get me some grub
I'm starving
(What the-?)
(BRRRRR! HAHAHA!)
So you want a chili dog? Too bad, I'm back!
What's that? You said you're fat? We knew that!
No, I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
Yeah right, big tubby, tell that to Star Jones!
Let me set it straight and send you back to your lab
You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab
That's enough, motherfucker, I'll throw my arm at you, Sonic!
(Initiating targeting sequence)
Where'd you go, Robotnik?
KAPOW!
I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now?
You cow, you fucking big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch
I'm gonna cook you over easy
Humpty Dumpty!
(I said it)
I will destroy you and your friend Tails too!
I really don't think that's gonna happen, Ro-butt-nik
I got the Chaos Emeralds
(Super Sonic!)
Well, hardy har har, three cheers for you
I'm really mad now, you have no clue!
I'm not listening
(Don't care)
Motherfucker
I'm wagging my fist from the seat of my ride
With these pokey fingers there's no place to hide!
Still not listening
(I really don't care)
Motherfucker
Anyways, I'm gonna fucking tear your fucking shit apart
I gotta shit, I'm gonna fart, I think I sharted
Oh, no!
Ha ha ha!
